Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dropping Bombs like Making Out

8:01pm, Pennifer:
he's a dick, pure and simple

8:01pm, Me:
That's the thing is that I know that.

8:01pm, Pennifer:
quite a handsome one though

8:01pm, Me:
Yes.
Your words of wisdom have been shared with the land, man.
"At the end of the day, he's one good looking man. Batshit crazy or total douchebag, he's one good looking man. Take one foor the team."
I told that to my mom and she was like, "i like your attitude."

8:03pm, Pennifer:
exactly
there's nothing wrong with kissing a good looking man

8:03pm, Me:
Right.

8:03pm, Pennifer:
you're not investing anything in it anymore

8:03pm, Me:
My motto, "Kissing isn't dropping bombs."

8:04pm, Pennifer:
word
unless it is.
sometimes it is.

8:04pm, Me:
Kissing is actually NEVER an A bomb.
Unless we're in Carnivale.
And we're not.
It's just kissing.

8:05pm, Pennifer:
that's true, I guess

8:05pm, Me:
It's factually accurate.
I mean, in that vein, kissing's really not that big a deal.
Like I told The Chipmunk, we're old.

8:05pm, Pennifer:
I know. damn me for being metaphorical

8:05pm, Me:
We've done this before. No one's died.

8:05pm, Pennifer:
well, that's true
we are old.



yup

1 comments:

  1. I still stand by my original assertion that sometimes kissing is dropping bombs. At least, it is to me.

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